And before you jump into the comments and ask, Johnny Cash is canonically a vampire.
More than one of these creatures has appeared on at least one Krofft-produced show at least once. Thatâ€™s all Iâ€™m going to say about that.
I agree, Johnny Cash = vampire.
He haw hilarious (and not just cause of Roy Clark)
I saw a werewolf drinking a rum and coke at The Bluebird Cafe, and his hair was perfect, Awooooo, Werewolves of Nashville.
” Johnny Cash is canonically a vampire”
He’s wearing all that black for a REASON, after all.
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