Before Eustace Q. Sadism, EdD hit upon the venture which would make him a household name, he’d tried his hand at a staggering number of enterprises which never caught on with the public.
Here are a few:
– The Yarn Store of Dr. Sadism
– The Slot Car Emporium of Dr. Sadism
– The Wicker Furniture Showroom of Dr. Sadism
– The Pet Grooming Palace of Dr. Sadism
– The Cake Decoration Service of Dr. Sadism
– The House of Pizza of Dr. Sadism
– The Ballroom Dance Studio of Dr. Sadism
– THe Organic Bakery of Dr. Sadism
– The Vape ‘n’ Pawn Depot of Dr. Sadism
– The Day Spa of Dr. Sadism
…and, of course, The Gourmet Frozen Yogurt Stand of Dr. Sadism.
Recommended listening: Another on-the-nose selection, yes, but they were going to show up eventually in the countdown, and here is as a good a place as any.
