Swan: Madame, Swan here. I want you to answer a question for me.
Madame: Yes?
Swan: What would you give me for a starring role in a syndicated sitcom?
Madame: Anything you wanted, sweetheart.
Swan: Anything? Would you give me… your spot on Hollywood Squares?
Recommended listening: The devil is real and spent the better part of the 1970s programming celebrity variety hours as summer replacement series.
October 8th, 2024 - 6:44 pm
Love the Phantom of Paradise reference (for those not in the know – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_of_the_Paradise; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWWDM_E5Mz0)