Please, if they were real witches, they wouldn’t be casting hexes on Starsky and Hutch while intimidating a small rural community.
They’d be endlessly arguing about closed practice or how much to charge for their handmade herbal satchets at next weekend’s street fair.
(“Satan’s Witches,” originally broadcast on 2/8/1978, is actually pretty fascinating because it incorporates multiple 70s exploitation horror tropes — the scared townsfolk who hate strangers, the city folks who stumbled into a creepy situation, the sinister cult up to some mysterious evil — and goes nowhere with them because it’s not as if they were going to stuff Starsky and Hutch in a wicker man and set it alight.)
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