“One look at his bookshelf and I knew the relationship was going to be a non-starter.”
“I don’t blame you. Sounds like a huge red flag.”
“I mean, he had the Teasdale translation of the De Vermis Mysteriis, for Dagon’s sake! Couldn’t even spring for the Armitage edition! And his copy of the Necronomicon looked like it came from a mall bookstore!”
– overheard at the Happy Shoggoth Taphouse, Innsmouth MA
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