{"id":16610,"date":"2026-10-27T15:27:17","date_gmt":"2026-10-27T19:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16610"},"modified":"2026-10-27T15:28:22","modified_gmt":"2026-10-27T19:28:22","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-27-you-should-get-to-know-your-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16610","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 27 \u2013 You should get to know your town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261027\/1027.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"488\" title=\"Who can blame the residents about being terrified of a live human apocalypse? \" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Eh, the place was cooler before all the yuppies &#8212; young undead professionals, that is &#8212; moved in and gentrified things.  It was clear shit had taken a sad turn when the charnel houses starting adding brain-based tapas to the menu and the artistic ghouls got priced out of their crypts.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t get me started about the corporate vampires from out-of-state who bought up all the retail spaces and converted them into luxury mausoleums.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> Oh, did I find a way to fit a Clash track into this countdown? How uncharacteristic of me!<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WrTnOH3rSNE?si=5qFT5i_2ldYcXpHz\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eh, the place was cooler before all the yuppies &#8212; young undead professionals, that is &#8212; moved in and gentrified things. It was clear shit had taken a sad turn when the charnel houses starting adding brain-based tapas to the menu and the artistic ghouls got priced out of their crypts. And don&#8217;t get me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,9,668,15],"tags":[2891,396,549,2843],"class_list":["post-16610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-culture","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-city-of-the-dead","tag-my-favorite-things","tag-the-only-band-that-mattered","tag-undead-undead-undead"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16610"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16612,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16610\/revisions\/16612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}