{"id":16594,"date":"2026-10-22T12:35:54","date_gmt":"2026-10-22T16:35:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16594"},"modified":"2026-10-22T12:35:54","modified_gmt":"2026-10-22T16:35:54","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-22-you-are-what-you-wear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16594","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 22 \u2013 You are what you wear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261022\/1022a.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"224\" title=\"Not a war *in* space, mind you.  They are all sharing a small apartment, and tempers do flare quite often.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This October 31st, amaze and delight your friends and neighbors by going out as <em>Frugal Person Who Did Not Want to Pay the Premium for a Real Star Wars Mask<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>If you throw in some fishnets and a bustier, you can upgrade it to a <em>SEXY Frugal Person Who Did Not Want to Pay the Premium for a Real Star Wars Mask<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Also, check out this dude&#8217;s legally sketchy hustle.<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261022\/1022b.jpg\" width=\"228\" height=\"370\" title=\"So he crashes random strangers' funerals, I guess?\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Duke! I ate ham and farted!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> When the one track where everything clicks perfectly also happens to sound nothing like the rest of the artist&#8217;s body of work.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VKF_G4UshYg?si=68cFZwIqaAmO3L7v\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This October 31st, amaze and delight your friends and neighbors by going out as Frugal Person Who Did Not Want to Pay the Premium for a Real Star Wars Mask! If you throw in some fishnets and a bustier, you can upgrade it to a SEXY Frugal Person Who Did Not Want to Pay the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,668,15],"tags":[28,2887,1021],"class_list":["post-16594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumerism","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-1970s","tag-masks","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16594"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16595,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16594\/revisions\/16595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}