{"id":16583,"date":"2026-10-18T14:13:59","date_gmt":"2026-10-18T18:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16583"},"modified":"2026-10-18T14:20:28","modified_gmt":"2026-10-18T18:20:28","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-18-trick-or-talos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16583","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 18 \u2013 Trick or Talos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261018\/1018.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"771\" title=\"The factors in her favor are youth and strength, plus an unusually large stockpile of candy corn.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I&#8217;m trying to wrap my head around the concept of <em>stale<\/em> candy corn.<\/p>\n<p>Like, how could you even tell?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> Just amusing myself, here.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/__OK6ZYd1-Y?si=JktWr3ia4N79XFwI\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, I&#8217;m trying to wrap my head around the concept of stale candy corn. Like, how could you even tell? Recommended listening: Just amusing myself, here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,668,15],"tags":[1240,1230,8],"class_list":["post-16583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumerism","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-1240","tag-candy","tag-what-the-hell-am-i-doing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16583"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16585,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16583\/revisions\/16585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}