{"id":16568,"date":"2026-10-12T16:25:47","date_gmt":"2026-10-12T20:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16568"},"modified":"2026-10-12T16:25:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-12T20:25:47","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-12-in-strange-aeons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16568","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 12 \u2013 In strange aeons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the days of old, when T&#8217;Pau was in the Top 10 charts and Games Workshop was a weirdly cool alternative to TSR&#8217;s stodginess instead of a punchline attached to its most profitably prominent IP comes <em>White Dwarf<\/em> #91 (July 1987), which featured the following house ad for its line of &#8220;Gothic Horror&#8221; miniatures.<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261012\/1012a.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"445\" title=\"WHAT, NO SPACE MARINES?\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Why &#8220;Gothic Horror?&#8221;  Because GW couldn&#8217;t or wouldn&#8217;t get the licensing rights to brand them as <em>Call of Cthulhu<\/em> figures.<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261012\/1012b.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"477\" title=\"Dig how svelte this crew is compared to GW's current minatures, where even Wood Elves are swole as fuck.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261012\/1012c.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"438\" title=\"The only careers open to the graduating class of 1922.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261012\/1012d.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"472\" title=\"Time to set the 'It has been X days since the last problematic bit of retro flotsam' counter back to zero.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Putting aside the regrettable but hardly surprising problematic sour note aside, I genuinely miss the Games Workshop of this era, and it pains me that I lacked the spending money or foresight to scoop up more of its manifestations back when they were heaped high on Excalibur Hobbies&#8217; clearance table in the early 1990s. <\/p>\n<p>And check out those prices &#8212; 2.50 GPB for six figures came out to about five American dollars. In fact the first GW figures I bought were a half dozen Eldar Harlequins for exactly that.  Even adjusted for inflation, that comes out to less than what a single figure will set you back today.  <\/p>\n<p>Of course that was almost forty years ago, which is where the real horror comes in.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> Nothing else to do but keep driving.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/c-0JT-85Zj8?si=XwlylCixPWeXeReK\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the days of old, when T&#8217;Pau was in the Top 10 charts and Games Workshop was a weirdly cool alternative to TSR&#8217;s stodginess instead of a punchline attached to its most profitably prominent IP comes White Dwarf #91 (July 1987), which featured the following house ad for its line of &#8220;Gothic Horror&#8221; miniatures. Why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,10,9,668,15],"tags":[2121,396,2597],"class_list":["post-16568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autobiography","category-consumerism","category-culture","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-2121","tag-my-favorite-things","tag-white-dwarf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16569,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16568\/revisions\/16569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}