{"id":16558,"date":"2026-10-09T12:08:37","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T16:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16558"},"modified":"2026-10-09T12:10:47","modified_gmt":"2026-10-09T16:10:47","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-9-nobody-can-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16558","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 9 \u2013 Nobody can stop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/261009\/1009.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"858\" title=\"Say the daily safe word for a 10% discount on ass-whippings!\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Before Eustace Q. Sadism, EdD hit upon the venture which would make him a household name, he&#8217;d tried his hand at a staggering number of enterprises which never caught on with the public.<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8211; The Yarn Store of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The Slot Car Emporium of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The Wicker Furniture Showroom of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The Pet Grooming Palace of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The Cake Decoration Service of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The House of Pizza of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The Ballroom Dance Studio of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; THe Organic Bakery of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The Vape &#8216;n&#8217; Pawn Depot of Dr. Sadism<br \/>\n&#8211; The Day Spa of Dr. Sadism<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and, of course, <strong>The Gourmet Frozen Yogurt Stand of Dr. Sadism<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> Another on-the-nose selection, yes, but they were going to show up eventually in the countdown, and here is as a good a place as any.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yWm_H-YhrDw?si=LVhf1HbEFYPiwIG-\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before Eustace Q. Sadism, EdD hit upon the venture which would make him a household name, he&#8217;d tried his hand at a staggering number of enterprises which never caught on with the public. Here are a few: &#8211; The Yarn Store of Dr. Sadism &#8211; The Slot Car Emporium of Dr. Sadism &#8211; The Wicker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[668,15],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-16558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-what-the-hell-am-i-doing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16558"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16561,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16558\/revisions\/16561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}