{"id":16498,"date":"2024-10-03T19:14:23","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T23:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16498"},"modified":"2024-10-03T19:22:00","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T23:22:00","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-2-she-who-laughs-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16498","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 3 \u2013 She who laughs last"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/241003\/1003.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"452\" title=\"The Even Newer Munsters\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Status update, 2024:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Vampire:<\/strong> Actuary for a major insurance corporation.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Ghost:<\/strong> Middle school guidance counselor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Werewolf:<\/strong> Sells souvenirs made from painted shells in Myrtle Beach, S.C.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Clown:<\/strong> The Tri-State Torso Ripper, still at large.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> Tick tick tick.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oMpwrpFGhR4?si=WVAUPLFyzcjzGyP_\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Status update, 2024: The Vampire: Actuary for a major insurance corporation. The Ghost: Middle school guidance counselor. The Werewolf: Sells souvenirs made from painted shells in Myrtle Beach, S.C. The Clown: The Tri-State Torso Ripper, still at large. Recommended listening: Tick tick tick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[668,15],"tags":[1536,124],"class_list":["post-16498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-fun-with-vintage-ads","tag-unintended-consequences"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16498"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16502,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16498\/revisions\/16502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}