{"id":16460,"date":"2023-10-06T15:58:16","date_gmt":"2023-10-06T19:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16460"},"modified":"2023-10-06T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2023-10-06T20:00:00","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-6-tome-of-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16460","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 6 \u2013 Tome of horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/231006\/1006.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"379\" title=\"Now that's what I call...NECROMANTIC LITERATURE.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One look at his bookshelf and I knew the relationship was going to be a non-starter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t blame you. Sounds like a huge red flag.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I mean, he had the Teasdale translation of the <em>De Vermis Mysteriis<\/em>, for Dagon&#8217;s sake! Couldn&#8217;t even spring for the Armitage edition! And his copy of the <em>Necronomicon<\/em> looked like it came from a mall bookstore!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; overheard at the Happy Shoggoth Taphouse, Innsmouth MA<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cVZfhmwc6mI?si=qLjBtuN0of0vHvOP\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;One look at his bookshelf and I knew the relationship was going to be a non-starter.&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t blame you. Sounds like a huge red flag.&#8221; &#8220;I mean, he had the Teasdale translation of the De Vermis Mysteriis, for Dagon&#8217;s sake! Couldn&#8217;t even spring for the Armitage edition! And his copy of the Necronomicon looked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16460"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16462,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16460\/revisions\/16462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}