{"id":16450,"date":"2023-10-03T17:27:40","date_gmt":"2023-10-03T21:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16450"},"modified":"2023-10-03T17:27:40","modified_gmt":"2023-10-03T21:27:40","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-3-what-beautiful-ratings-they-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16450","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 3 \u2013 What beautiful ratings they make"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(excerpts from <em>Van Nielsen&#8217;s Field Notes on Prime-Time Draculas<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/231003\/1003a.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"437\" title=\"''I don't feel good, Eddie.  I FEEL GREAT!''\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Rollin Handula:<\/strong> Master of disguise, strong affinity towards the moon. Daughter also a vampire of minor reknown. Won an Oscar for his poignant portrayal of another elderly ailing Dracula.<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/231003\/1003b.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"425\" title=\"Just an old fashioned death song, coming in with claws and pointed teeth.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Swanula:<\/strong> Do not be fooled by the diminutive stature!!! Has made multiple demonic pacts with terrifying entities such as Satan, the Muppets, and Barbra Streisand. Later suspected of switching to a waterfowl based persona to menace a bat-themed vigilante (Professional jealousy? Must investigate further.)<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/231003\/1003c.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"437\" title=\"''Y'know, kids, in this country we have a thing called exsanguination.''\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mike Bradula:<\/strong> Surrounds himself with a large brood. A strong preference for wide lapels and a-frame residences. Prone to dispensing trite moral lectures when confronted, but turns surly when typecast.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> The UHF abyss gazes also.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CsZ4XIOEKLY?si=b38Pa_aZfSidXjKv\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(excerpts from Van Nielsen&#8217;s Field Notes on Prime-Time Draculas) Rollin Handula: Master of disguise, strong affinity towards the moon. Daughter also a vampire of minor reknown. Won an Oscar for his poignant portrayal of another elderly ailing Dracula. Swanula: Do not be fooled by the diminutive stature!!! Has made multiple demonic pacts with terrifying entities [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,23,668],"tags":[33,74,711,8],"class_list":["post-16450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-educational","category-halloween-countdown","tag-idiocy","tag-tv","tag-vampires","tag-what-the-hell-am-i-doing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16450"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16451,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16450\/revisions\/16451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}