{"id":16419,"date":"2022-10-27T16:59:02","date_gmt":"2022-10-27T20:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16419"},"modified":"2022-10-30T21:46:56","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T01:46:56","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-27-wielding-pitchforks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16419","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 27 \u2013 Wielding pitchforks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221024\/1027.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"421\" title=\"It Came from Trader Joes\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Poor misbegotten creature. He only crawled out of his lair to catch a Guided By Voices show and maybe hit up that new barcade down the block for some craft brews and Ms. Pac-Man.<\/p>\n<p>Little did he realize that he would be attacked by a mob who thought <em>Monster<\/em> was the best R.E.M. album, and did not care that he had seen the band perform at State Theatre in Kalamazoo &#8212; with The Three O&#8217;Clock as openers &#8212; on the <em>Fables of the Reconstruction<\/em> tour.<\/p>\n<p>His last thoughts were of his collection of antique bowler hats, and regretted he had not worn the crimson one with the white satin band more often.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/H3Zj-NpEM7M\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor misbegotten creature. He only crawled out of his lair to catch a Guided By Voices show and maybe hit up that new barcade down the block for some craft brews and Ms. Pac-Man. Little did he realize that he would be attacked by a mob who thought Monster was the best R.E.M. album, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,668,15],"tags":[1005,2756,8],"class_list":["post-16419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-hipster-hate","tag-real-life-monsters","tag-what-the-hell-am-i-doing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16419"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16432,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16419\/revisions\/16432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}