{"id":16403,"date":"2022-10-20T16:20:30","date_gmt":"2022-10-20T20:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16403"},"modified":"2022-10-20T16:20:30","modified_gmt":"2022-10-20T20:20:30","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-20-skeletons-of-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16403","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 20 \u2013 Skeletons of fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1020.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"430\" title=\"Their act looks a little thin to me.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard of &#8220;dying onstage,&#8221; but this is a bit much.<\/p>\n<p>(Hey, I&#8217;m a dad now. I&#8217;m allowed to make these kinds of jokes.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mYN75NmO268\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve heard of &#8220;dying onstage,&#8221; but this is a bit much. (Hey, I&#8217;m a dad now. I&#8217;m allowed to make these kinds of jokes.) Recommended listening:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[668,15],"tags":[2859,396,692],"class_list":["post-16403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-dad-jokes","tag-my-favorite-things","tag-skeletons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16404,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16403\/revisions\/16404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}