{"id":16399,"date":"2022-10-18T15:53:27","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T19:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16399"},"modified":"2022-10-18T15:53:27","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T19:53:27","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-18-fair-is-howl-and-howl-is-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16399","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 18 \u2013 Fair is howl, and howl is fair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1018a.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"414\" title=\"His hair? Perfect.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1018b.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"430\" title=\"Hello, Larry!\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1018b1.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"442\" title=\"He lettered in wanton slaughter.  Only made JV, though.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1018c.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"322\" title=\"Now let's try it again, Mister Reed, but WITH the makeup on.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/strong> *hic*<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1018d.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"439\" title=\"He was apparently bitten by a roadside BBQ joint's mascot.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1018e.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"320\" title=\"Bad enough to be plagued with lycanthropy.  Needing braces is just adding insult to injury.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221018\/1018f.jpg\" width=\"585\" height=\"753\" title=\"''Hey, mister, can you buy us some Snausages and a case of beer?''\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>ARF!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You were expecting that Warren Zevon track, right? Sorry.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UqkDNmaqVcY\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *hic* AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARF! Recommended listening: You were expecting that Warren Zevon track, right? Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[198,668,15],"tags":[2846,699,2155,396,8],"class_list":["post-16399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-apito","tag-aroooooo","tag-lycanthropy","tag-my-favorite-things","tag-what-the-hell-am-i-doing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16399"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16400,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16399\/revisions\/16400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}