{"id":16383,"date":"2022-10-13T14:05:57","date_gmt":"2022-10-13T18:05:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16383"},"modified":"2022-10-13T14:06:25","modified_gmt":"2022-10-13T18:06:25","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-13-bell-book-and-homemade-scented-candle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16383","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 13 \u2013 Bell, book, and homemade scented candle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/221011\/1013.jpg\" width=\"590\" height=\"445\" title=\"Pondering the Great Cosmic Mystery, i.e. whether to order from the vegan BBQ joint or the artisanal pizza place.\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Please, if they were real witches, they wouldn&#8217;t be casting hexes on Starsky and Hutch while intimidating a small rural community.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;d be endlessly arguing about closed practice or how much to charge for their handmade herbal satchets at next weekend&#8217;s street fair.<\/p>\n<p>(&#8220;Satan&#8217;s Witches,&#8221; originally broadcast on 2\/8\/1978, is actually pretty fascinating because it incorporates multiple 70s exploitation horror tropes &#8212; the scared townsfolk who hate strangers, the city folks who stumbled into a creepy situation, the sinister cult up to some mysterious evil &#8212; and goes nowhere with them because it&#8217;s not as if they were going to stuff Starsky and Hutch in a wicker man and set it alight.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GU35oCHGhJ0\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please, if they were real witches, they wouldn&#8217;t be casting hexes on Starsky and Hutch while intimidating a small rural community. They&#8217;d be endlessly arguing about closed practice or how much to charge for their handmade herbal satchets at next weekend&#8217;s street fair. (&#8220;Satan&#8217;s Witches,&#8221; originally broadcast on 2\/8\/1978, is actually pretty fascinating because it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[668,15],"tags":[28,380,810,2847],"class_list":["post-16383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-1970s","tag-diabolism","tag-hix-hox-hex","tag-starsky-and-hutch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16383"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16386,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16383\/revisions\/16386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}