{"id":16257,"date":"2020-10-29T17:13:53","date_gmt":"2020-10-29T21:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16257"},"modified":"2022-04-25T22:14:01","modified_gmt":"2022-04-26T02:14:01","slug":"halloween-countdown-day-29-in-the-zone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=16257","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Countdown: Day 29 &#8211; In the zone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of all my cherished spooky season stand-bys, nothing comes remotely close to the November 1982 issue of <em>Twilight Zone Magazine<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/201004\/1029.jpg\" width=\"550\" height=\"740\" title=\"When your cover art pitch opens with ''So Santa, Charlie McCarthy, and J. Edgar Hoover are peeping in on the ghost of one of Batman's gloves, and...''\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Despite the cover date, the issue was magazine&#8217;s second annual Halloween special, and special it certainly.  It&#8217;s pages sport an embarrassment of riches to remind readers what a singular moment it truly was.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s Stephen King hyping an as-yet-undistributed indie flick titled <em>The Evil Dead<\/em>.  John Carpenter shoots the shit with James Verniere.  Tom Disch drags both John Gardner and <em>Battlefield Earth<\/em>. The great Gahan Wilson uses the rise of NHLs &#8212; &#8220;Non-Human Leads&#8221; &#8212; to frame his reviews of <em>E.T<\/em> (liked it), The Thing (enjoyed it), and <em>Poltergeist<\/em> (left him cold, though he could smell the creative politics involved).<\/p>\n<p>On the fiction side, the issue includes three of my all-time TZM favorites.  John Alfred Taylor&#8217;s &#8220;Hell Is Murky&#8221; is contemporary cosmic horror done right, ditching the mythos name-dropping for some paranoiac dread rooted in post-Manson Los Angeles.  Jeffrey Goddin&#8217;s &#8220;The Smell of Cherries&#8221; pays grisly homage to classic ghost stories, while Katherine M. Turney&#8217;s &#8220;Night Cry&#8221; offers an efficiently compact jolt to the terror cortex.<\/p>\n<p>There are also a trio of Halloween-themed tales which haven&#8217;t aged as well as the above, but still retain a good deal of sentimental charm.  <\/p>\n<p>I remember reading my original copy of the issue in the back of the family Cordoba during an afternoon dive to the Topsfield Fair, which is probably why I can&#8217;t leaf through the thing without hearing the Joan Jett cover of &#8220;Crimson and Clover&#8221; in the back of my skull. It, along with the rest of my TZM collection, fell victim to entropy or apathy over the years.<\/p>\n<p>When I started to reassemble a fresh run of the magazine&#8217;s first few years during the mid-Aughts, the 1982 Halloween issue was at the top of my wishlist.  Unfortunately, it was one of the more difficult ones to track down for a reasonable price, though I eventually lucked out and picked it up in a lot auction with a few other issues I was still looking for.  While the rest of the collection has been relegated to a storage crate in the attic, I&#8217;ve kept the Halloween issue handy for periodic perusal.  <\/p>\n<p>Even though I&#8217;ve damn near memorized most of it by now, revisiting it always gives me a nostalgic thrill whenever spooky season rolls around.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Recommended listening:<\/strong> Magazine &#8211; Definitive Gaze (from <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.discogs.com\/Magazine-Real-Life\/master\/43884\">Real Life<\/a><\/em>, 1978)<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8wTW3MBdjF4\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of all my cherished spooky season stand-bys, nothing comes remotely close to the November 1982 issue of Twilight Zone Magazine. Despite the cover date, the issue was magazine&#8217;s second annual Halloween special, and special it certainly. It&#8217;s pages sport an embarrassment of riches to remind readers what a singular moment it truly was. There&#8217;s Stephen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,668,15],"tags":[398,396,399],"class_list":["post-16257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-autobiography","category-halloween-countdown","category-music","tag-398","tag-my-favorite-things","tag-twilight-zone-magazine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16257"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16257"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16342,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16257\/revisions\/16342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}