{"id":14260,"date":"2020-03-05T16:37:41","date_gmt":"2020-03-05T20:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=14260"},"modified":"2021-07-07T17:16:39","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T21:16:39","slug":"all-my-aroooo-dy-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/?p=14260","title":{"rendered":"All my AROOOO-dy friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/200305\/0305a.jpg\" width=\"606\" height=\"235\" title=\"Because serious times such as these require serious thoughts.\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/200305\/0305b.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"594\" title=\"For all the wolf times.\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/200305\/0305c.jpg\" width=\"346\" height=\"406\" title=\"Is it only make believe?\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/200305\/0305d.jpg\" width=\"472\" height=\"500\" title=\"The moon is a harsh mistress, indeed.\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/200305\/0305f.jpg\" width=\"428\" height=\"407\" title=\"When the wind blows in Chicago, mothers lock their doors and whisper a silent prayer.\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/img\/200305\/0305e.jpg\" width=\"421\" height=\"404\" title=\"You decorated my life with a hot spray of crimson viscera.\" class=\"alignnone\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And before you jump into the comments and ask, Johnny Cash is canonically a vampire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And before you jump into the comments and ask, Johnny Cash is canonically a vampire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[994],"tags":[28,896,33,2155,8],"class_list":["post-14260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dadaism","tag-1970s","tag-a-little-bit-country","tag-idiocy","tag-lycanthropy","tag-what-the-hell-am-i-doing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14260"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14261,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14260\/revisions\/14261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/armagideon-time.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}