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Sanford and scum

June 24th, 2009

Schadenfreude made easy!

It won’t be easy, this you’ll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your votes after all that I’ve done
You won’t believe me
All you will see is a governor you once knew
Although he was acting on basic human urges –
He looks like a complete fucking hypocrite to you

I had to let it happen, price I had to get laid
Couldn’t stand anymore “family values” nookie
Looking out the mansion’s window, sildenafil missing out on the fun
So I chose to bolt the country
Cruising for tail in another hemisphere
Until I realized I was in deep shit
And couldn’t keep my stories straight

Don’t cry for me South Carolina
The truth is I never left you
Even though I kind of did
But facts don’t matter
I had my needs
So blame the liberals
I had my needs
So blame the liberals

(with apologies to Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber)

7 Responses to “Sanford and scum”

  1. Reaganite Republican

    What an idiot- the DNC has been tracking his every move since he embarassed Chairman O with his rejection of porkulus funds.

    Anybody with a dozen brain cells could tell you he would get caught. Oh well- he wasn’t going to beat Palin, Gingrich or Romney anyway.

    Thanks, stoopid- and good job, I hope it was worth it… I pray for your family.

  2. Jack Fear

    he embarassed Chairman O with his rejection of porkulus funds.

    One more time in plain English?

  3. Ken Lowery

    Reaganite:

    Nice to see you only care about strategy and “winning,” and not any of the implications that, you know, real people care about.

    This isn’t football, jackass.

  4. Wolter

    As a former South Carolinian,I hated Sanford before it was cool.

  5. Wolter

    Awww….my [jadedhipster] html coding didn’t take effect….

  6. Sgt. Slaughter

    Sanford went to Argentina to stash his share of billions looted from stock markets and tax payers. Bull shit he had a babe in S.A. Look at this ugly fucker? This scum bag should be hung by the balls.

  7. Jim Thorpe

    Nothing but a horny pussy chaser – plane and simple. Family values bull shit was a cover for this perverted pussy chaser. Bastard cooked the books so he could do his pussy chasen for free while the rest of us struggle for jobs. Yet, he wanted to turn aid down. This bastard should roast in hell. Bastard!

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