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Posts tagged ‘useless crap’

You bric it, you brac it

November 14th, 2019

In Victorian times, members of the newly minted bourgeoisie would express their prosperity by decking out their domiciles in the style of a TGI Fridays. Every surface, patch of wall, or cozy corner had to be crammed with a bewildering assortment of knickknacks. What began as a curated clutter of somewhat valuable objets d’art soon […]

Train in vanity

April 4th, 2017

There are currently seven and a half billion people on this planet. Statistically speaking, that’s a large enough number for there to be three or four people out there who are devoted fans of both model trains and the gimmick-driven, sludgy glam rock of Kiss. Well, I’ve got some good news for those rare creatures. […]

As much flak as geekdom gets for its obsession with dubious “collectable” crap, it still has a little ways to go before it catches up to the true masters of the kitschy craft. I was utterly traumatized by both the book and movie versions of The Amityville Horror as a kid, but that was over […]

Rock the ka’athyra

January 23rd, 2015

Comes complete with songbook including such favorite tunes as: “Feel Like Makin’ Pon Farr” “Turbolift to Heaven” “Sweet Home Beta Quadrant” “All Along the Neutral Zone” “Andorian Rhapsody” “Comfortably Gorn” “Ensign O’Reilly” “It’s in His What Is Kiss?” “Suite: T’Pring Green Blood” “Don’t Fear the Mugato” “I Can’t Drive Warp Factor 5.” …and of course… […]

Uff doi

November 13th, 2013

In olden times, this wild Norsemen sailed the seas in search of treasure, more about slaves, discount and a means to mitigate their chronic overpopulation problem through wanton bloodshed and conquest. These days, sedentary sad sacks with low sales resistance can commemorate those wild times with a seventy dollar (shipping and handling extra) dust collector […]

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